crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotchial

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

by Buttrocket June 2, 2011

crotchal

in the general area of the crotch; near the genitalia

"Man, did you see that piece of metal sticking out of Jay's crotchal area?!"

by Gina January 18, 2003

crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.

Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'

by elemental May 4, 2005

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

Crotchin

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.

Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.

by Poo sickle April 20, 2008

Crotchball

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.

I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.

by Lassidar March 13, 2009