Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

crotchophobia

the phobia of a teenage girls cameltoe. it is mostly seen in moms.

mom: you need to wear a longer shirt. i can see your crotch.

me: mom you have such bad crotchophobia!

by lauren gaffney July 2, 2019