cronus zen

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped

Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.

by nothumbssadge May 8, 2022

Cronulla cape

Australian flag worn around the neck superhero style, normally by shirtless bogan on the way to national sporting event/shock jock inspired race riot.

Check out the bogan in the Cronulla cape!

by Boo-Hiss November 14, 2006

Cronulla Sharks

The best team in the NRL (Rugby League). A lot better than every other team.

"Gee, the Cronulla sharks are so freaking awesome."
"GO THE SHARKIES."

by Mattyy00 June 2, 2008

Cronx

As in Croydon, South London. AKA -The Arsehole of London. AKA, The Epicenter of the Universe.
Derived from C-R-Oh Noooooo! Xpletive. A portmnanteau of the London postcode CR0, and derived from that other urban ghetto - the New York Bronx.

- Nuthin' to do with Crunk, although a mad lot of crunk peoples live there.
- Nuthin' to do with Chronic, but a mad lot of chronic druggies live there.
- Plenty of Poundstretchers to nick out of.
- Chavs in Sports Direct hoodies think it's cool to live there and wear its name like a badge.
- Stand still on ur phone for 10 seconds and u might hit by a tram.

The CRONX - You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

Toby: 'Oh i say, what ends you from'
Jack: 'Straight outta cronx, baby'

by UrbanCockSucka May 2, 2021

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

Cronulla

The place to go if you're Lebanese and want to riot. Sydney.

Reporter - "And another racially charged riot occured in Cronulla today, apparently after some guy said he wanted a salad. That man had this to say..."
Man - "Give me salad!"

by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

Cronulla Sharks

A poor excuse for a Rugby League team. Haven't won anything since their inception. Ofthen refered to as 'scum'.

The Cronulla Sharks lose again.

by Matt August 16, 2004