Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

cronservative

The act of saving marijuana.

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."

by Dee Monee January 6, 2008

Crowster

A short man who is no bigger the 4ft 2inch high with a posh phone voice and plays with toy trains in his shed while sitting on a butt plug

Look at him there, I bet he is a crowster

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

The Crowster.

Anyone with the last name crowe is given this name. it makes them cool but not quite as cool as they think.

Anna was boring until we started calling her "The Crowster." now everyone thinks she's cool.

by Heir of Slytherin January 18, 2011

consterbating

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

by John's mother April 2, 2007

cronkster

The boy thats white but acts black, has 200 hoes and buys fake supreme and off white

ew cronkster

by lyssa666 December 21, 2017

coonster

A person who acts smart but has the intelligence of a one year old

Yo, that kid over there thinks he's hot stuff but he's really a coonster!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003