cronkite

marijuana; a variation on "chronic"

Oh, no way we're watching "Super Troopers" without I'ma split the ziplock on this cronkite first.

by Puppy Love November 30, 2006

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."

At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.

by City of Dope February 1, 2007

sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.

giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."

by tuanomsoc February 1, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"

The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.

by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007

cronkite

a boy

"katie's new cronkite is such a juicer"

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

Walter Cronkited

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.

Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.

by The Cronky January 5, 2011

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"

At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room

by Cara_O February 1, 2007