coofee

A new generation word - based on the old-fashioned cool.

Coofee however is more trendy and can be used in many situations.

Created in 1995 by a group of cousins located in Newcastle, Australia.

This computer is coofee, it's so fast.
Triple J is a coofee radio station.
How coofee is this website, hey?

by Kramy January 10, 2005

croffee

coffee that is spilled into the crotch, usually in a car.

I'd like a large croffee to go, please

by ngd816 July 31, 2009

Cofeen

basically buttfuck nowhere.
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.

all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...

Nigel: hey, where did Ethan go??
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.

Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...

by killahwatts May 25, 2011

croreech

A person who looks up definitions in urban dictionary

I'm looking up definitions of urban words on urban dictionary.
-well isn't you a real croreech.

by Carlos Danger McCreechphus November 16, 2013

Out Crofted

When two girls both go to a fancy dress party dressed as Lara Croft, however one wears it much better thus the other is Out Crofted.

First brought about by Imogen.

Hey did you see Katie and Emily both came as the same person tonight?

Yeah! But Katie got way Out Crofted!

by Imogs September 25, 2013

Crofter

Crofter.

Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)

People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.

Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"

Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"

What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"

Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki

What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day

by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013

Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018