crippler 

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.

What a crippler! I've got no money left!

crippler by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003

Crippler 

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.

I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.

Crippler by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

Crippler Crossface by Sezril February 2, 2004

Crippler chick 

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)

Check out the crippler chick!

Crippler chick by Kerries July 26, 2010

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

Crippler Crossface by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!

OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface

Crippler Crossface by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007

Slip her a crippler 

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"

Slip her a crippler by gamerouche May 8, 2014