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crippler

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.
What a crippler! I've got no money left!
by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003
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Crippler

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.
I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.
by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021
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Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"
by Sezril February 2, 2004
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Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)
by Kerries July 26, 2010
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Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap
by J 0 K A February 22, 2005
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Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!
OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface
by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007
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Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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