Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me
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I’d love to have a Criswell
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a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.
Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.
by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010
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by Rory Jones May 16, 2008
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by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019
Get the Creswell, notts mug.Cresskill is an average Bergen County town: one half (Tammybrook) is extremely wealthy, lined with obstrusive mansions, and home to several celebrities, such as Mary J. Blige, while the other half is upper middle class. Cresskill is home to Cresskill High School, a public school that is generally well-regarded and always ranked in the top-100 lists of U.S. public schools. Cresskill also has a few locally acclaimed pizzerias, such as Ray's Pizza, and sushi/asian-themed restaurants, such as Hanami and Umeya. Cresskill is bordered by Tenafly, Alpine, and Closter.
Q: Do you live in Alpine?
A: Nah, but I live in Tammybrook.
Q: Close enough!
Q: I'm craving spicy California rolls.
A: Let's go to Cresskill, Hanami is right down the road!
A: Nah, but I live in Tammybrook.
Q: Close enough!
Q: I'm craving spicy California rolls.
A: Let's go to Cresskill, Hanami is right down the road!
by squelchz March 8, 2011
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Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.
Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.
Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Need a podunk day trip? Then hop into your Michigan mud runner and head for a day of warped glee in Croswell, Michigan. You may stay there and inhale the pot-shit air that belches all day.
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