by ZesPak December 30, 2020

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
by J.Noble July 18, 2006

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
by countryboomboom December 18, 2021

by 7 cats 1 till forever alone September 16, 2012

The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
by Ashxia September 29, 2017

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
by fartdogs June 2, 2016

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
by N0body Unkn0wn June 11, 2006
