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premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.
Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.
a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.
by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014
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Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.
by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014
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Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD
Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<
by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009
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coagulation

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.
When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.
by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007
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Crapusation

To accuse someone of crapping their pants.
When David accused his classmate of crapping himself, the teacher warned him to avoid making such serious crapusations.
by JeezusChryst March 6, 2015
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Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
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