CrapFuck

(n) A commonly used expletive, mostly for situations that require such.

(v) A sexual act involving human or animal excrement

Joey:"Dude, I just set fire to your house."

Eric:"CrapFuck!"

-or-
Joey:"Dude, have you heard what a crapfuck is?

Eric:"Sadly, yes."

by Pufflocke January 2, 2008

craptackular

somthing that is really really really crapy

that website is craptackular

by michael sterns October 25, 2002

CrapFuckWank

An expletive, created by O.O'Neill. Normally a phrase uttered when something has been forgotten, misplaced, goes wrong...pretty much same use as most other obscenities. Invented upon forgetting about a mock exam when back in school, three cursive words all brought together to make a humorous Super-Swear. The same technique can be used for other words, but Crap, Fuck and Wank all fused into one tended to have the best ring to it.

1.Tubbzeh: "Oliver did you revise for our Maths mock???"
O.O'Neill: "CrapFuckWank, I shitting forgot!!!"

2.Tubbzeh: "CrapFuckWank, where the hell did I put my
keys???"

by Tubbzeh May 23, 2006

Crapbuckets

When bad things appear to happen in large quantities. Usually used as a substitute for an expletive (e.g. shit) as a exclamation of how bad a situation might be.
'Bucket loads' of 'crap' = crapbuckets.

"Crapbuckets, I've got my first exam tomorrow and I've done hardly any revision"

"Crapbuckets, I completely forgot Sharon's birthday"

by Crapbuckets2000 November 7, 2012

crapfuck

An expression of extreme frustration

"Crapfuck! I don't understand these IKEA instructions"

by mblueyellow November 12, 2022

caltucky

The redneck part of California. A portmanteau of "California" and "Kentucky".

Half an hour drive from San Fran and you are in Caltucky.

by the philosophical belayer February 13, 2024