cracklapper

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

by Snuffy January 31, 2005

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

crackah, pleez!

1. An interjection expressing frustration or disbelief, directed at a cracker or white boy.

2. My designer line of baked goods and fine wafer products.

Victoria: all I'm saying is that slavery existed in African societies before European colonialism.
Jasmine: crackah, pleez!

these crunchy cheddar poppy biscuits will have you yelling 'crackah, pleez!'

by MerryAndy August 6, 2007

Cracklesack

A name for a person being, goofy, silly, crazy or spontaneous. May also apply if a day is going badly or a class was not very fun. May be used as a noun, a verb or an adjective.

"You cracklesack."

"This is such a cracklesack day"

"I am taking a total cracklesack class."

by K$T February 3, 2010

Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.

"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"

by darren and lee March 15, 2007

Crackmas

Bailey and loulou followed crackmas around and he got scared and ran

Lou: do you remember crackmas?
Bailey: yeah lmao i chased him and he ran

by Tnqsi August 24, 2021

Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.

Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.

by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007