crabtree

A person who thinks he's worth a lot more than he really is, especially if he's never proven his worth in the first place.

Michael Crabtree is being a real crabtree for refusing a $20 million offer without ever playing a single down of NFL football.

by GT23 September 25, 2009

Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011

Crapture

An event seemingly marking the end of times that occurs during an act of extreme defecation.

If Gerald could only see what I'm doing to his toilet, he'd think the Crapture is upon us.

by TurnipSoup_Parker March 7, 2016

Presley Crabtree

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Crabtree'd

To get extremely drunk and off your face.

I say Harold, that many over there is Crabtree'd.

by Craig Simpson September 27, 2007

The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.

In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".

by Dmajor October 18, 2008

Crabtree'd

To get Crabtree'd is for a man to become infested with pubic crabs, to such an extant that his penis looks like a tree of pubic crabs, a "Crabtree."

Aside: This usually happens after an individual is too cheap to pay for a clean prostitute.

Man, my friend Bryan bought a $10 whore last night and was Crabtree'd bad.

by AngryDragonTear February 9, 2010