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weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.
1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
by joe matt November 10, 2007
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Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.
I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.
by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010
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Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues
Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !
by damagicman63 March 25, 2010
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companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.
She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.
Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.
by LouieDG May 7, 2008
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boon companion

Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.
E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.

Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.
by AlAboos February 26, 2008
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Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.
- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.
by darisha_231 March 20, 2021
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