cow puncher

the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.

"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."

by Joe Cool March 31, 2005

Cowpuncher

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!

"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."

by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

Cowpuncher

A guy that beats the shit out of cattle.

The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpunchers

A group of more than one cowpuncher.

Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpuncher

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.

Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021