Coursework

Work made to completely melt a student's head for no particular reason and leave them lying on the ground in their bedroom crying "I wanna kill myself!!!!!"

"I want this coursework done for tomorrow"
"*Gunshot*"

by Coursework sucks!!! September 30, 2005

Coursework

A tedious thing which requires undeserving teenagers to compile data and analyse things that they really don't give a crap about and which they have trouble understanding that anyone would give a crap about. Coursework makes up at least 20% of most GCSE grades and is completely unfair because it's not so much about what students know or how clever they are as how they present data and how long their analysis' are.

Teacher: So I'm handing back your draft copies of coursework - it was absolute rubbish, by the way - and I expect it in by tomorrow morning. I don't care if it's your birthday today. I don't care that you have no idea what to do and I don't care if your grandfather's funeral is tonight. You WILL hand in your completed coursework tomorrow or I'll write down that you failed to hand it in and your GCSE grade will never get higher than a C, even if you ace the exam.

by Zacarias_G February 17, 2008

coursework

The biggest cause of suicide among students.

Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!

by thejamdude April 9, 2006

Coursework

The inevitable end to your free time

"Hey you free tonight man?"
"No i'v got coursework to do"

by Vincentenial November 26, 2004

coursework

See: suicide and torture and causes of depression

Oh fuck this coursework. I would rather do almost anything else.

by intelegence, not intelligence September 3, 2009

coursework

A way to give the less able students a chance at scoring at least over 10% in their final mark through a shitty piece they found on the internet.

'Thanks to Coursework i can get an extra 15 percent, but have no life besides the work.'

by Edd Carr November 11, 2007

coursework

the most torturous thing you can ever be given!
it's given to young innocent teenagers, and builds up and up until you have no control of it, it ends up with a life of it's own, whilst ruining yours and OBLITERATES your free time.
teachers sadistically like to give it to students during the holidays (christmas, summer) and expect it to be done...
i already have 5 pieces due in for tomorow that i havent done!

kev: hey u wana come chill with us tomoro nyt??
tom: nah man, i cant, coursework to do.

by starsinthesky December 9, 2008