cotton eyed joe

wack ass woman thief

"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"

by tommy anderson August 19, 2006

Cotton-Eyed Joe

Aids from your english teacher/shakespear

Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.

by sinkking February 21, 2017

cotten eyed joe

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by jacob beausoleil December 9, 2009

Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013