cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

cosmicit

uncanny, often repetitive coincidences that the people involved in cannot tell others about.

(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')

Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.

by acantakeheron February 22, 2009

Cosmic Joker

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.

When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"

by bleinad December 24, 2008

cosmic love

Love with so much emotion, and so much significance, that is amazingly unique. although there is drama from time to time, it is a love that two individuals share for ever.

Our relationship is pure cosmic love. Our love is cosmic.

by bhappy0206 July 25, 2014

Cosima

Observeant, Intelegent, Nice, Cute.

Person 1: Hi, I'm Cosima.
Person 2: Oh cool! You must be smart!

by froggienotfound January 7, 2021

Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Cosima

Cosima is the Most Beautiful Girl you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Cosima you are one of the luckiest people in the world. You should love and cherish her forever. Cosima is gorgeous, smart, bold, loving and funny. Boys are crazy for her. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. She can light up the darkest days and will always be there to help you. Also cosima is often used as a strippers name

Boy1: damn did you see cosima today?
Boy2: yeah, she is one hot piece of ass
Boy3: she is way more than just that. Cosima is amazing

by Fugger November 4, 2018