Covert Courtesan

A Covert Courtesan is an escort who is extremely Under The Radar (UTR), so much so she may actually be a "Unicorn." Though hidden from public, the Covert Courtesan is the best lay in the city.

John: Who is that?

Me: THAT is, Cain . . . Candi Cain, the Covert Courtesan! She is so hot and great in the sack they created a new phrase for her. "The Covert Courtesan Experience." She is shagadelic!

by satireV August 14, 2011

courtesan injection

An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.

Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

cortesing it

Burning ships = fuck going home ; no bed, no sleep

Friend: Hey man, where you staying tonight?
You: I’m cortesing it

Friend: Until your flight in the morning?
You: Fuck yes

by Everyman September 23, 2020