cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

Cardboardeaux

The classy term for boxed wine

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.

by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012

cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.

She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

cardboardphobic

A cardboardphobic person is someone who doesnt support the marriage between a peice of cardboard and a human

"If you don't support cardboard cutout Jimin and I getting married" Oli London said "Then you are cardboardphobic"

by anonymous November 14, 2020

cardboard gangster

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.

"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"

by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007