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pooter cooter 

a female individual who frequently releases air through her vagina(cooter) this release of air is also known as a queef or a vagina fart
pooter cooter by cwinky March 12, 2004

Pooter Cooter 

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque
Pooter Cooter by noreply9 September 26, 2011

Louisiana pooter cooter 

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

pooter cooter 

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.
Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?
pooter cooter by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

Pooter to Cooter 

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.
Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

Cooler Pooper 

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.
The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.