one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS
fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
by aoaoao August 12, 2008
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nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.
by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018
Get the thomas cooley mug.Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!
Mark: Where?!
Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.
Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....
Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
Mark: Where?!
Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.
Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....
Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
by Jay-Si January 19, 2013
Get the choosey tough guy mug.A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
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Examples of Closeyisms:
I feel as rough as the hills!
Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
I feel as rough as the hills!
Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
Get the Closeyism mug.A Lebanese surname that means 'priest'. People with the surname coorey are said to be smart, funny, polite, nice and very good at all types of sport.
He is a coorey
by The Llama 2.0 April 14, 2015
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