that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

Line Cook Slurry

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

by searingxheretic July 12, 2011

Cook Sourced

When someone steals something of yours, then expects you to thank them for it.

"But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of... If you took offence and are unhappy, I am sorry, but you as a professional should know that the article we used written by you was in very bad need of editing, and is much better now than was originally. Now it will work well for your portfolio. For that reason, I have a bit of a difficult time with your requests for monetary gain... We put some time into rewrites, you should compensate me! I never charge young writers for advice or rewriting poorly written pieces, and have many who write for me... ALWAYS for free!" -- letter to blogger Monica Gaudio over the theft of her article from the thief

Monica... ya dun been cook sourced.

by the.real.captain.obvious November 5, 2010

dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 10, 2009

Cook Sandwiches

Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.

Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005