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Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.
“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”
by Bacon Wizard April 7, 2022
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Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.
"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"
by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022
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Chocolatey conveyor

A romantic trip consisting of going on a large conveyor belt covered in copious amounts of chocolate
Hello there, would you like to take a ride on my chocolatey conveyor.
by Googaba123 April 7, 2022
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Armenian conveyor belt

When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.
"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"
by Hurley6178 September 3, 2014
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armenian conveyor belt

When a man having sex with a woman is simultaneously penetrated by a man, who is in turn penetrated by an other man, and so on.

Also known as Buh-buh-buh-bup.
"Armenian conveyor belt; just the groom and his groomsmen buh-buh-buh-bup."
by thethingfromouterspace March 4, 2014
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Republican Conveyor Press System

A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.
(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.
by the2ndflood August 28, 2008
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Chocolatey Conveyor

A poop shoot, a chocolatey starfish, an anus mass-producing Cringe Bars.
Mr. Cringe ate straight from Appliepie's chocolatey conveyor.
by Mr. Samuel Streamer's Elf April 7, 2022
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