fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

Cross-contamination

The harmful germs being transported from one person, object, or animal to ready-to-eat foods, prepared or unprepared.

She didn't wash her hands before she started preparing the items needed to cook the fried chicken, which potentially leads to cross-contamination of germs and foods interacting with one another.

by dquintero3 September 8, 2025

Turing Slip Contamination

A digital disease where an AI misinterprets a question and proudly unleashes a fact-shaped lie with the confidence of a con artist and the IQ of a malfunctioning vending machine. The error then replicates—echoing through outputs, search results, and unsuspecting bots—until the original truth is buried beneath layers of algorithmic delusion. It’s not malice. It’s the machine equivalent of tripping over your own shoelaces and declaring gravity outdated.

“I swear, one tiny cyber hallucinated fact and suddenly the whole internet is infected. Turing Slip Contamination spreads faster than bad memes.”

by APedant November 25, 2025

Cross-contaminating

Alternating back and forth between vaginal and anal sex, thus cross-contaminating both.

"I was cross-contaminating her for over an hour."

by World-Wide-Walt March 13, 2021