ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015

Contangled

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Coptagged

The act of refusing a cop's request for 'pull over' often resulting in heavy anal penetration.

Also refered to as "Fuzzy wuzzy"

I was coptagged the other day, pretty awesome but my butt was raped tough.

by MHA&JGN March 26, 2008

contrived

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.

"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"

by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008

contage

The verb to the word contagious.

to transmit disease by direct or indirect contact with an infected person

" don't get close to me, I don't want you to contage me"

by Ailyn C. October 2, 2020