Congratulations

Means 'T-GEI.' Congratulations is a term used and coined by Felix Kjellberg (see God for more information) in his latest banger song 'Congratulations.' Youtubers 'Roomie' and Dave from 'Boy in a Band' also contributed to the discovery of this word. It has been scientifically proven that if you imagine Pewdiepie whispering in your ear 'Congratulations,' an immediate, intense orgasm will occur. This can also be achieved by looking at 9 year olds.

You notice movement to your left. You turn your gaze to the object that startled you, and you notice someone looking at you. They approach you quietly, and you start to get a clearer picture of their face. It is glistening and glowing a bright white, like that of an angle coming down from the heavens. His striking blue eyes pierce your vulnerable soul, yet making you feel safe and concealed. His beautiful, perfect facial hair resembles that of a viking king. He hovers towards you, as if he were without legs. His beauty temporarily blinds you and sends shivers of pleasure across your body. 10/10, would smash, you subtly think to yourself. The masculine, effortlessly gorgeous man, clad in a stunning Simone Says jumper (that I really want please can I have it) approaches your inferior, mortal being. His soft, full lips gently touches your ear. You can barely stand. Your legs start to buckle at the heels. This is it. If this beautiful man does anything else, you will surely melt. But you know it's coming. And you can't wait. He inhales gently. 'Congratulations.'
-JK Rowling

by Alex F.v.R April 1, 2019

congratulations

Used in the end of Episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Clapping recommended when using the term 'congratulations' in this manner, unless the person you're congratulating utterly despises you.

"I want to continue existing in this world! My life is worth living here!"

Friends and family start clapping, and yelling "Hooray!"

"Congratulations! ( x 14)

"Ah...Thank you all."

by Orsola November 25, 2013

coingratulate

To compensate monetarily, combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

At the board meeting, the President made an effort to coingratulate Andrew, who well-deserved every bit of coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

Congratulations

PewDiePie’s newest music video sarcastically congratulating T-Series for surpassing PewDiePie and into the most subscribed YouTube channel but the truth is that PewDiePie will always be number one in our hearts. (Plus Pewdiepie is number one by the way as of this date)

Congratulations on being the most hated channel on YouTube, T-Series!

by Aedyn April 1, 2019

congratulatable

When a situation that deserves praise or congratulations occurs.

Yo man. I hear you got accepted to Phi Delta Emo. That is super congratulatable! Peace out.

by ELSNV March 23, 2007

Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.

You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.

by atruebaby November 3, 2017

congratulhate

(supplemental definition, please see original by benji)

CongratulHate=1/schadenfreude
Or, the inverse of Schadenfreude.

Clooney congratulhates Daniel Day-Lewis on his Oscar win for best actor.

by chezmiko March 23, 2008