condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004

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condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.

1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.

by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

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candominium

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.

Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!

by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009

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Condomonium

A game in which five condoms are layed out. Before having sex, five guys will choose one that they will use. They can't examine the condom in any way. The loser of this game is the one that had sex with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get fucked.

After a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of CONDOMONIUM. My friend Trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. Get fucked.

by Dirty Sasquatch August 5, 2009

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