conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 17, 2003

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 24, 2013

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

Conalism

When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.

Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.

by Conalcorona April 13, 2020

conalled

To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.

I am so conalled right now

by leicesterfacts December 6, 2016

conal

A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.

e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.

by conal_observer May 28, 2010

Conall

Conall is a male who often ditches the boys for his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang around others when with Conall.

Sorry man I can’t hang anymore I gotta see my girlfriend

Come on man don’t pull a Conall

by K lol nibba July 26, 2019