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The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.
by beeeeazy September 6, 2011
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The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
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blumpkin con queso

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Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting dome while taking a dump- however with a very important twist...

Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?

Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!
by BlumpkinsAllDayEveryDay June 29, 2009
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Maricon con queso

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Maricon con queso day ,the day where you go out to the supermarket to get Maricon con queso

Only true Latinos know what Maricon con queso is

Last year my friend and I went to food fair and she introduced me to Maricon con queso and it was so good she told her mom to make Maricon con queso
C-Hey Sofia let’s go eat Maricon con Queso
M-que putas es eso

C-pues Maricon con queso
by Maricon con queso November 10, 2019
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Chili con Queso

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To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.
Person 1 - Hey there's Juju
Person 2 - Oh my Gosh, she's my Chili con Queso
by J.E.C. April 22, 2008
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Bistec Con Queso

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The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.
I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.
by M.A.B. June 11, 2006
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