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cumlord

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard
Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?
by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004
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cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.
Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
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Cumlord

When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man
Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached
by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
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cumlord69

Cumlord69 is a very horny person and always try’s to fuck someone cumlord69 is trying to get in everyone’s pants
Cumlord 9 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord69 is a horny man and always try’s to get in everyone’s pants
by Honeyisnotyourfriend December 30, 2021
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comword

A word that can have a combination of meanings. You need to be very smart to be able to use comwords effectively.
A comword is if you both like and find something that Luke does interesting, so you would write: "Interesting Like."
by PRLAD November 5, 2015
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Comfordable

Something that is both comfortable and not overly expensive.
This chair feels great and only cost me like $20. It's very Comfordable.
by Fowlern October 25, 2009
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mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.
Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!
by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020
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