Columbused

To dominate
To be anally abused

such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society

Wow...you got Columbused HARD!

by §eth October 12, 2004

Columbusing

When a non-white racist posts a definition on Urban Dictionary and uses his ignorance of post-Moor-invasion Spain to act as though he's being clever by ripping white people for claiming old shit as their own.

Dave: "Hey, bro- check out this ignorant definition in the Urban Dictionary-- this dude thinks Columbus was white and he's pretending that only white people claim old shit like they invented it."
Jamal: "Hang on, I gotta finish this beat I made out of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd sample for this album I'm burning so Rihanna can put her name on it... Oh, damn! Yeah, even I have to admit he's Columbusing that shit."

by AverageWhiteMan October 14, 2014

columbusing

To do something that no one has ever done before.
1.Often used when describing having sex with a virgin girl.

John: "Yo i heard you got with that abstinent girl over the weekend, is that shit true?"
Phil: "Yeah man, i was straight columbusing that bittie!"

Bob: "Dude you know that hot but like really conservative girl that says she's saving it for marriage?"
Jim: "Yeah what about her"
Bob: "Saving it for marriage my ass, i just columbused that shit."

by Jay Bonz January 22, 2008

Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 8, 2021

columbusing

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.

Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.

by the riverside August 11, 2023

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

by NickM808 September 18, 2017