Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge

by Thatother1guy May 5, 2015

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

Colombian snow storm

It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm

Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm

by efunkb January 3, 2018

Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.

Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)

by SassySam July 13, 2012

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

Colombian suitcase

Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place

-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase

by Nabucodonosor93 February 3, 2022

Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.

"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"

by WeedApple August 16, 2023