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Collagen

The proteins and connective tissue of mammals (animal fat) which is somehow turned into some type of unnatural substance that one injects under their skin. It is mainly used by ragged, thin lipped hookers who have spent too much time sucking cock without sunscreen on their mouths or something (exp: Lisa Rinna, Jessica Simpson). It is also used to smooth out wrinkles and make you look like a zombie freak (exp: Nicole Kidman).
suzy: "What happened to Karen? She's hideous."

sharon: "She didn't like her thin lips so she got collagen injections."

suzy: "It looks like someone punched her in the mouth."
by Missylalala May 30, 2006
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Collage

I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.
by Lolliv August 11, 2018
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collage fluke

the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.
oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke.
by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010
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Westwood Collage

A place with people so stupid that they can't spell college correctly. A collage is paper glued together.
Westwood Collage *college is filled with stupid slags
by BegoneThot420 February 2, 2019
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Sacred Heart Collage Middle School

A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.

Used as a proper noun
by ThomKenobiOnYouTube August 5, 2018
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Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.
Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing
by NONcollager November 30, 2010
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ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today
by ercallhater July 27, 2011
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