When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.
by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017
Get the Fucking coldmug. Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."
by dancingfoxes February 11, 2014
Get the fucking coldmug. 1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
by eriCartman December 28, 2007
Get the fuck coldmug. by coldperson November 6, 2013
Get the freezing fucking coldmug. The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
Get the Cold War Fuck Face Offmug.