Constimplating

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.

Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"

by Drisen November 26, 2016

clownstomp

total humiliation, complete embarassment

after barely winning the 2005 college football national championship, the university of texas was completely clownstomped the following season, failing to even qualify for a BCS bowl or even play in their conference championship game.

by jpfoursc December 8, 2007

corbstomp

When Angie gets mad, she will ask you to assume the position and taste the curb.

also known as corbstomping.

When Jessica gets slaphappy Angie threatens to corbstomp her.

by Dzedconfsd November 12, 2012

clownstomp

To humiliate, eviscerate, & annihilate your opponent, preferably in front of a large audience close to your opponents home.

The 2006 rose bowl. Less than 7 minutes left to play in the game. USC is up by 12 points on Texas. The game is in USC's backyard. USC is the ESPN anointed "Greatest College Football Team Ever" They are Coached by the Defensive Genius Pete Carroll. Yet, a bunch of cow lovers from Texas score 15 unanswered points in less than 7 minutes to beat USC 41-38 and win the BCS National Championship. True clownstomp.

by Scamp Walker November 10, 2008

cockstomp

A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture

Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!

Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!

by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008

Constopeetion

When you have to pee and then you try and it wont come out. (Constopation with pee)

"I had to pee but then when I got to the bathroom I had to struggle to get it out. I had some serious constopeetion."

by cee123 August 10, 2006

Contompoly

When you think you are in jeopardy Like the game with monopoly..

Playing monopoly until it gets hard starting a contompoly

by Zech Felix August 7, 2011