The use of a random number generator and the absolute value of a sum of numbers to provide reporting data for a company or organization.
Did you hear - the CFO was caught using the Bigelow Coefficient to make up the profit and loss statement
by elbowman November 23, 2009
Get the Bigelow Coefficient mug.When dealing with a lying-ass motherfucker, the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (LAMC)is the multiplier (generally around .39) added to any numbers (such as income, number of recent sexual relations, cost of automobile, amount of alcohol consumed, length of prison sentence, etc) quoted by said lying-ass motherfucker, with the intent of approximating a truer estimate of the referenced events.
The actual value of the LAMC fluctuates depending on the relative purity of the lying-ass motherfucker in question and must be adjusted accordingly. A LAMC of .8 or .9 is only appropriate for a "part-time" or a "fly-by-night" lying-ass motherfucker, while a true, pathological lying-ass motherfucker often necessitates a .1 or even a .05!
Use a known quantity to assign a LAMC value to the lying-ass motherfuckers in your life. If, for instance, a lying ass motherfucker at your work claims he made a cool $120 in tips over the course of his shift when you spotted him pocketing a paltry $45, you can safely place his LAMC at .375, give or take a few hundredths.
Once a LAMC is established, it tends to remain fairly constant, varying only in cases of extreme mental excitement, anguish, or upheaval. Lying-ass motherfuckers who are manic drunks, for example, often require a lower LAMC value when they are on the sauce. Tears in the beer, however, can indicate that a higher value should be used ("in vino veritas" rings true, for depressive drunk lying-ass motherfuckers at least).
A final note: the LAMC only applies to numbers which the lying-ass motherfucker has motive to inflate (like the number of people it took to beat the shit out of him last night downtown). For instances where a lower number would seem "cooler" (such as the number of statuatory rape charges on his permanent record) a Reverse Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (RLAMC) must be employed. The RLAMC will be covered in a later article.
The actual value of the LAMC fluctuates depending on the relative purity of the lying-ass motherfucker in question and must be adjusted accordingly. A LAMC of .8 or .9 is only appropriate for a "part-time" or a "fly-by-night" lying-ass motherfucker, while a true, pathological lying-ass motherfucker often necessitates a .1 or even a .05!
Use a known quantity to assign a LAMC value to the lying-ass motherfuckers in your life. If, for instance, a lying ass motherfucker at your work claims he made a cool $120 in tips over the course of his shift when you spotted him pocketing a paltry $45, you can safely place his LAMC at .375, give or take a few hundredths.
Once a LAMC is established, it tends to remain fairly constant, varying only in cases of extreme mental excitement, anguish, or upheaval. Lying-ass motherfuckers who are manic drunks, for example, often require a lower LAMC value when they are on the sauce. Tears in the beer, however, can indicate that a higher value should be used ("in vino veritas" rings true, for depressive drunk lying-ass motherfuckers at least).
A final note: the LAMC only applies to numbers which the lying-ass motherfucker has motive to inflate (like the number of people it took to beat the shit out of him last night downtown). For instances where a lower number would seem "cooler" (such as the number of statuatory rape charges on his permanent record) a Reverse Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (RLAMC) must be employed. The RLAMC will be covered in a later article.
Andrew: Man, Jacob was wasted when I came in last night! He said he drank a whole twelve pack when he was out with Tina!
Joe: Man, fuck that noise. You know that Jacob's Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient is a good .25 easy. He drank three beers, cried for a while, got Tina's voicemail, got ten other girls' voicemails, watched TV, and then passed out on the couch, which is where you found him when you came in.
Andrew: You're right, man. Dude's a lying-ass motherfucker. I don't know what I was thinking.
Joe: Man, fuck that noise. You know that Jacob's Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient is a good .25 easy. He drank three beers, cried for a while, got Tina's voicemail, got ten other girls' voicemails, watched TV, and then passed out on the couch, which is where you found him when you came in.
Andrew: You're right, man. Dude's a lying-ass motherfucker. I don't know what I was thinking.
by squizzot May 1, 2009
Get the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient mug.There is a difference between confidant, arrogant and cocky. Confidence is having equal swag and back up potential. Arrogance is having more swag than you back up potential calls for but you can still back it up somewhat. Cocky is when youre a walking bluff with nothing to back it up.
This is called, the Confidence Coefficient.
This is called, the Confidence Coefficient.
Denzel Washington is confident.
Kanye West is arrogant
The Situation is cocky.
The confidence coefficient is the separation of these similar words.
Kanye West is arrogant
The Situation is cocky.
The confidence coefficient is the separation of these similar words.
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Get the The Confidence Coefficient mug.1 h coefficient found in Newton's Law of Cooling. It describes how well heat transfers from on medium to another. Units : W/(m^2*K).
2How well heat is transferred by convection from object
2How well heat is transferred by convection from object
The heat transfer coefficient is an important variable in the thermo-electric parameter used to describe the displacement in a hot arm actuator.
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Get the heat transfer coefficient mug.A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
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Get the spearmans wank correlation coefficient mug.The proportion to which a person is a weeaboo. A zero weeb coefficient individual only knows what they know about Japan due to passing observation, whereas an individual with a weeb coefficient close to 1 is completely obsessed. They likely have dinner plates with images of their Anime waifu on them or something weird like that.
"So, is there a high overlap in the go and DDR communities for some reason?"
"I think both attract people with above average weeb coefficients."
"I think both attract people with above average weeb coefficients."
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