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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
by Frisk This October 3, 2016
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Coconut Doggy

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts
capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!
by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021
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Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"
Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.
by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021
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semi colon tattoo

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.
"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"
by chaz :l July 11, 2021
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Erick Brian Colon

Erick Brian colon has a beautiful voice. A charming smile. Piercing green eyes. A smexy Cuban Latino man. He snatched my heart.
I would love to marry Erick Brian colon
by Kylethelilbitch August 2, 2018
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Coconut 56

"Crowbar" Is not a very sensible word. A crowbar has nothing to do with crows or bars. It should have been called coconut 56, Because that's something a sensible person can understand.

Grommets say 156 skull. Swood people say Coconut 56
by Koopinator September 7, 2016
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coconut gun

a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies.
his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! UNGH! D.K.! DONKEY KONG!
by the nhir July 3, 2017
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