Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

Cockrock

When you scrape the jizz off your sheets after a good night of smashing and smoke it

Person 1- "Yo man you wanna smoke some cockrock?"
Person 2- "No man! i dont want to smoke your jizz"

by Bello_Pecado January 9, 2012

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

Cockrock

When you shove a small rock/pebble in your penis/shaft and shooting it out like a gun

“Last night I did a cockrock and I accidentally shot my cat”

by Tod bundy April 2, 2024