by unterwasser November 5, 2010
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A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009
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That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
by Upthemeds October 30, 2009
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Get the Cockfarmer mug.A dude who has sex so hardcore and slams his cock full force into a girl that her head and whole body shakes. It is like a GeForce. He is very good at making a girl pleased and happy.
by AlmirHabir April 14, 2020
Get the Cockslammer mug.Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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