Cockal

First definiton: if you look like a nerd and give your colleagues a wrong picture of themselves in order to look cool in front of them
(Cockal is like a bad status symbol)

Second definition: if u suck dick from introverts

1. Cockal: my last appearance in a disco seemed to have impressed some girls which i hooked up with afterwards (nerd emoji)

2.Cockal: Chrissi *lick* *slurp*

by Girthlord369 October 10, 2019

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.

You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??

by Conqueefador February 9, 2026