Cockalone

The state of being the only guy in a group of girls.

opposite of vagalone

C'mon dude, get your ass down here, I'm so cockalone right now and all the chicks are talking about women problems

by thms.bmrtn October 25, 2010

cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cockaloon

See "gargantuan Pecker" or "Behemoth Dick"

1.Ima put my "cockaloon" down your throat..
2.hold on 1 second while i place my "cockaloon" in your hand...

by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003

Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

by The biggest loser April 18, 2018