Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020

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cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

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cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.

We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .

by Colly Color June 23, 2016

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A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.

"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."

by Sigoejner September 28, 2006

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cock on the clock

working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.

John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.

by theapple April 16, 2012

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cock on a stick

Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.

The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.

Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"

Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"

by Chris_Pert July 26, 2006

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