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Cock Shaped Mouth 

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.
"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"
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Cock in Mouth 

The inability to argue a correct viewpoint because the opposition has their cock in your mouth
You can't argue with me due to the Cock in Mouth theory. Now go deeper...
Cock in Mouth by JR Page December 9, 2006

Cock-In-Mouth Disease 

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

Cock and mouth disorder 

My mate has cock and mouth disorder

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth 

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.
"Hey man, wanna play Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth?"

Fat juicy cock in my mouth 

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouthright now
“same bro, same...”

cock-in-the-mouth 

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.