by wankstain May 31, 2004
when you squat over another persons face and spread your ass cheeks while they are passed out and also punch them in the balls which results in them lifting their face into your anus and possibly your balls too if you can get the technique right
by G.G. L.B. May 10, 2006
Mr. Robinson made a crude joke to his master and recieved a prompt cold cock knock to the face sending him flying across the room.
by Cowking May 31, 2004
While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!
I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!
by AANDZ September 15, 2011
A cock knock is when two men are having sex with a woman, and one goes from the behind, and the other in the front. By the law of physics, the sword player's cocks would "knock" each other.
by francis89 February 28, 2009
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