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jammed cock

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.
man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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Jamaican Cock Nigga

A black cock that is very large in size 69Cm+
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Mamma Sigga: “Öskrar” Jamaican Cock Nigga
by JamaicanCockNigaa April 23, 2019
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james cock

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.
Take cover, here cums one of those pesty James Cocks. He looks like an Angry Bird.
by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017
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jamaican suck your cock

Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
by kingstonkofi May 1, 2022
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cockjammer

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?
Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.
by notcollin November 26, 2006
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Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009
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