Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.

Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

Cock A Doodle Do Me by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

Cock a doodle douche by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

cock-a-doodle-crap by Eric May 2, 2003

cock-a-doodle-goo

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.

Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.

cock-a-doodle-goo by c0rr September 20, 2011

cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .

"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."

cock-a-doodle-do by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

cock-a-doodle-stew by cynful panda November 13, 2009

Cock-a-doodle-damn

Referring to the words a girl uses for when she sees a huge penis.

*Guy whips out penis*

Jessica: Cock-a-doodle-damn thats a big cock!!!

Cock-a-doodle-damn by TheGamesta September 6, 2009