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half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
by moniker19 January 21, 2009
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Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
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Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.
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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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The Cocker

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!
by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011
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Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.
Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.
by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023
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Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
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