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Coat Hanger

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.
After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.
by killsdogs March 7, 2011
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the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick
"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore
by freerlikesmen May 8, 2011
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coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.
"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."
by chickitty May 27, 2004
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Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 5, 2008
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Coat-Hanger

When you use an erection to hang your coat on.
The man's hands were full, so he used his own personal Coat-Hanger, to hang his coat on
by Dandadutch December 12, 2010
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coat-hangering

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.
by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010
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Coat hanger

A male that tries to make himslef look big by sticking his chest out and bringing his shoulders up til they almost reach his ears.
'Bloody hell looks like he has a coat hanger inside is jacket to make himself stocky. Fail.'
by yogurt topz December 21, 2008
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