clubbing baby seals

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

by JRos10 April 1, 2008

Clubbing Seals

Very large women that go from one club to another at Pioneer Square.

Damn man those clubbing seals always get in for free, how do they do it?

by blooper July 24, 2003

Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).

Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).

by K~ August 10, 2003

Clubbing Seals

Unorthodox method of batting in cricket, jerky, some would say ugly. Originated in Surrey County Cricket

Stewart's been clubbing seals all afternoon.

by Alan Bail June 16, 2003

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011